
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
2026 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds: A Year of Avian Precision
Meet the calendar that redefines "anatomically precise"—but not in the way you think. The Extremely Accurate Birds 2026 Calendar takes real bird species (think vibrant blue buntings, graceful spoonbills) and gives them a hilariously absurd twist: human-like, perfectly sculpted legs and postures. It’s a chaotic, charming blend of wildlife realism and unapologetic silliness—because why should birds get to skip leg day?
Unhinged (But Weirdly Detailed) Art
Exquisite Artistic Presentation
- Gallery-Quality Artwork: Each monthly illustration is a standalone piece of art, created by award-winning wildlife artists.
- Large Format: Generous 18 x 18cm allow details to shine.
- Premium Paper: Printed on thick, matte paper that minimizes glare and feels luxurious to the touch.
120,259+ Customers Worldwide
Over 5,000+ 5 Star Reviews
A Calendar for Everyone
- Bird Enthusiasts: Finally, a calendar that respects species ID and has a sense of humor.
- Office Workers: The perfect way to make your desk less "corporate drone" and more "I have excellent taste in chaotic art."
- Gift Givers: Stop panicking about holiday presents—this is the "wait, what is this? I need it" gift for your coworker, sibling, or bird-obsessed aunt.
Tommy Siegel: The Artist Who Makes Birds Thicc
Siegel isn’t just a "meme artist"—he’s a graduate of the Maryland Institute College of Art, with work featured in The New York Times,Vulture, and galleries across the U.S. His superpower? Blending hyper-realistic detail with unapologetic absurdity. For Extremely Accurate Birds, he spent 6+ months researching 12 bird species, sketching 20+ poses per bird, and refining every feather (and every thigh muscle) to make sure the chaos feels intentional.
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Functional + Funny Date Layout
12 Unique Hybrids
Real Feedback From Real Customers
97%
of buyers agree the calendar’s humor is "consistently hilarious"
95%
say the print quality and durability exceed expectations
92%
love the blend of functionality and fun
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What size is the calendar?
Q: What size is the calendar?
A: It’s 18x18cm when open—large enough to see the art and write notes clearly
Q: Are there more bird species than the ones shown?
Q: Are there more bird species than the ones shown?
Q: Are there more bird species than the ones shown?
Q: Is this calendar appropriate for kids?
Q: Is this calendar appropriate for kids?
A: Yes! The humor is family-friendly – just silly bird-human poses that kids and adults alike will laugh at.
Q: Can I return it if I don’t love it?
Q: Can I return it if I don’t love it?
A: Absolutely! We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy: if the calendar isn’t up to your standards, send it back for a full refund.





